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作为组里的重点保护对象，Reid在体能测试里向来是不及格的存在。毕竟是团宠，组里最小的一个，主要是靠智力取胜的博士，追捕犯人这种体力活，向来是用不着我们的小天才出马的。不过，他也不是唯一一个不合格的，还有天天坐在办公室里，只要动动手指和嘴巴的Garcia和他作伴。
就算他们再适合组里的工作，但不符合规定的话，两人也要面临被辞退的危险。因此他们相约，开始了体能训练。在跑完后，两人发现怎么也没法达到要求时，多少有点沮丧，开始抱怨制度太过严苛。
Reid想要求助于Morgan，却被Garcia拒绝了。而且，Garcia义正言辞地说了，Morgan会在训练中挖苦嘲讽他们。不过争论也没持续很久，就因...

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